This morning James needed help again with some hygiene in the bathroom. Brian got upset and told him that it was about time that he was able to handle his wiping for himself being 10 and all. Brian told James that it was his least favorite job. James chimed in with, "Well, you could have a worser job." He thought for a minute and finally came up with one he considered to be worse. He said, "I think it would be worser if you had to well, kiss a pig!"
Just another day with a kid who has a logical explanation for everything.