Friday, July 6, 2012

What???? Wait a Minute Little Man. Let Me Get My Map for This Conversation!!

"You know mom, when I am 11 we will go our separate ways."
"Really?  That seems really soon because you are almost nine."
"Well, you will go and do your special stuff and I will go a separate way."
"Does that mean you won't live here any more? Can I give away your stuff?"
"Ah, No.......... I will come back after."
"Good because I would really miss you!"
"No you won't because you will be coming with me."
"I thought we were going separate ways."
"Well, I need you to do two things.  One, you need to cook for me and two is the most important.  You need to build a campfire."
"Only those two things?"
"Yup! And you will get paid!"
"Cool but who is going to tie your shoes?"
"Well, yeah, maybe three things but the campfire is the most important."
So, I guess I have 3 years to prepare for this separation and learn how to cook pizza on a campfire.  I will have to bookmark this Youtube page:

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