He Said What? Did I Hear that Correctly??

James' language sometimes amazes even me.  A few snip-its from today:

When we came home and he saw his sister (she stayed home sick today)  "Charlotte, mom told me you were sick.  I hope you are feeling better.  Is there anything I can do for you?"

And then at supper, we generally eat in the living room so I can put my feet up.  James likes to eat upstairs and watch his own TV. He came down, handed his plate to his dad and said, "Hey dad, do me a solid and get me more pizza." Dad waited for the please but more pizza was given.

Boy do I love this kid!!! And by the way, homework is getting better!!